Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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