How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Randomize
