she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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