I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
