Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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