I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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