But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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