you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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