the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I touched a dick in church today
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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