The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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