if you like me you must not know who I am
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In other news, I just burned my penis
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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