New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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