JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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