Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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