redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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