508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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