Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
sex in a hospital.. check
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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