So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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