But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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