They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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