quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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