I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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