I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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