love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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