Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I stole a fireplace last night.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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