the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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