I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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