is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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