i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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