people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
