I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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