They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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