haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she looked like the before picture.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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