they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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