The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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