I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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