i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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