You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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