You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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