She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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