it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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