We're like a lot better than the average bears
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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