is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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