Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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