I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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