Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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