glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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