Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
