i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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