Don't you send me to vm
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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