By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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