were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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