I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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