HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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