i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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