am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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