I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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